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[April the 1st] |
Anyone who even attempts to shag my sister should know that he runs the risk of losing that which he holds most dear.
And I'm not talking about teddy bears, family albums or stashes of pornography.
Carry on.
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[January the 20th] |
I know that people are all about 'blah blah it really pops my knob' or something about the fact that there was something wrong with the train this year. I can't say that I blame them, since it was rubbish, but so long as we didn't have to use the Floo Network it wasn't all bust.
There are only about four things worst than using the Floo and none of them are worthing writing about.
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